“I replaced the headlamps in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I’m the only one moving” – Steven Wright.
A car is inspirational, but to continue to sell a car driving on the open road can be quite dull. So you need to look into how people treat their car and maybe see how they treat other people as a result, as everything relates to everything else.
It can be seen that the car is the source of a great deal of humor. This is understandable; it is something that most people can relate to. You have that quote from Steven Wright above and also here’s another one from Mitch Hedberg.
“I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you which way it’s going.”
Sometimes people are confused about our attachment with cars and how far it goes.
“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” – Matthew Fox.
The love of cars might be thought of some meme that once we get into our head is hard to get back out again. To say that we have something in our chromosomes that links us to cars might be going too far?
How does men’s obsession with cars effect how women see them? Here’s a quote from Rita Rudner.
“To attract men, I wear this cologne called ‘New Car Interior.’”
How exactly you maintain your cars might tell you what kind of person you are, according to those in the know.
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, it’s just possible you might be a redneck.” – Jeff Foxworthy.
Some people have thoughts that the car has become our personal shell protecting us from the bad stuff in the world:
“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell of both urban and suburban man.” – Marshall McLuhan.
It can be scary the stuff people let slip about how they drive their cars.
“I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles.” – Captain Beefheart.
Please note the quotes above have been changed slightly so that they have their own originality. A note to who the people are.
Steven Wright (b 1955) is an American comic, actor and producer known for his one-liners.
Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) is also an American comic famed for his surreal humor.
Matthew Fox (b 1966) is an American actor most well-known for his part in Lost (2004-2010)
Rita Rudner (b 1953) is an American comedienne who started her career in New York.
Jeff Foxworthy (b 1958) is American comedian, radio personality and author.
Marshall McLuhan, born Herbert Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980) was a Canadian philosopher and author with an interest in mass media.
Captain Beefheart was the stage name of Don Glen Vliet (1941-2010) a singer, instrumentalist and painter, who collaborated with Frank Zappa, amongst others.
To finish, here is another quote from Steven Wright.
“I have a quantum car. Every time I look at its speedometer I get lost.”